Apothecary Soap Co

To boldly wash where no man has washed before! No, wait. That isn't right. Soap - the final frontier. These are the soap bars of the star ship...nope. That isn't it either. Whatever. These are our Star Trek inspired soaps.

Handcut to roughly 4 ounces, made with olive, coconut, palm, sunflower and castor oils. Blended with water and goats milk, unless otherwise noted, lye, fragrance and skin safe colorants.

Illegal Ale - This is what we imagine Romulan Ale to smell like. After watching every scene of people drinking the pretty blue drink, and making the funniest of faces, we think it must be rather tart, strong, and pack quite a punch. Blending together the citrusy punch of mountain dew, the tart and fresh vibes of a margarita, and the hoppy base of a strong beer, we think we got it right. While the drink might be illegal in many parts of the galaxy, this soap is above board all the way.

Energize! What could be more energizing that a bright citrusy burst of orange, paired with a touch of fiery chili pepper? This soap might not beam you to elsewhere, but it can sure get you moving in the mornings.

Rules Of Acquisition - Gold pressed latinum has got nothin on this soap. Money scented, and each one comes wrapped fortune-cookie style, with one of the rules to live by. The Nagus knows best, and as rule 39 states,don't tell customers more than they need to know. So that is all you will get out of us.

Wrath of Pe-Khan! - Nutty pecan, earthy sage, and tart yet sweet apple make this soap smell so good you will want to yell.

Make It Soap - Red and hand stamped with the Starfleet insignia, this little number smells like tea, earl grey, hot. So much so that you just might hear Captain Picard talking about it from time to time.